The Whocares Biography

There once was a beautiful redhead with a nice rack who had something going on with Sleaze for a while. One night at a bar, when Sleaze and his boozebrother NoGood were enjoying their beverages, they came up with the idea to rock.

That same evening the redhead entered the establishment with a good friend of hers and an old acquaintance to the sinister duo, Chaos. To boost their masterplan Sleaze and NoGood needed a guy like Chaos, cuz they knew he could hit a skin or two. But was he Rock'n'Roll material? Of course he was, he had already walked the moonlit path many o' times with his only best friend: the bottle. It's quite obvious they found a way to get the ball rollin'. Bilzen already could enjoy some sweet soothing rock & roll.

But giving the boot to a couple of singers, they were on the lookout for a guy who could get the job done. The redhead once again took out her black book. She asked if they had some reminisce of this guy, the General, who hadn't much of a life? "Vaguely" NoGood remembered him as a sober one-track-mind-guy. The redhead told 'em that he had been derailing for some years now: seeking comfort in grass, malt and ladies.

Now the car was running but they still needed some extra fuel: Nitro. It was an accident waiting to happen. The redhead met him on one of her bar-cruisings. At first she didn't remember his name, face or looks? only the drink he bought her and the need to display his rock & roll talent. So we got on a stake-out to catch our man? Well, you know how this turned out.

Guess you could say the redhead and booze brought us together? (edit)

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